Under Ben Johnson, Bears are 9-6 when opponents score 23+. Eberflus was 0-33

posted by u/Fire-Lion6 · 2026-10-23 15:32 UTC

Just another absurd Eberflus stat

0-22*. typo typo dont kill me

## Top comments

1. u/NeitherPlace9375 · 2026-10-23 15:34 UTC

Fire eberflus

2. u/Syric13 · 2026-10-23 15:35 UTC

No no no fire is too weak

Firaja eberflus

3. u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 · 2026-10-23 15:36 UTC

fajita eberflus

4. u/Hairless_Squatch · 2026-10-23 16:08 UTC

That sounds like a fully loaded brat wrapped in a tortilla because you ran out of buns.

5. u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 · 2026-10-23 16:09 UTC

.........would

6. u/sleeperaxe · 2026-10-23 16:31 UTC

Thank you for the idea.

7. u/shewy92 · 2026-10-23 17:09 UTC

I made hot dogs with a taco shell once. Pretty good.

8. u/Disprezzi1 · 2026-10-23 15:50 UTC

I understood this reference!

Wouldn't Meteor, Flare, or Holy be better and inflict more damage?

9. u/Jangetta · 2026-10-23 15:56 UTC

Zetaflare canonically only cast by Donald Duck in the FF universe in Kingdom Hearts 3

10. u/Admirable_Study9359 · 2026-10-23 16:11 UTC

Somebody didn't play FF16 lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-1JHwaGf_8

11. u/stiliophage · 2026-10-23 15:36 UTC

Napalm eberflus

12. u/alral1988 · 2026-10-23 16:27 UTC

Knights of the Round his ass

13. u/Eg_3600 · 2026-10-23 16:02 UTC

Keep Fields draft Harrison Jr

14. u/Bersho · 2026-10-23 17:38 UTC

Somewhere this timeline exists and in that timeline I’m tied to a rope hanging from an attic joist

15. u/qTp_Meteor · 2026-10-23 15:41 UTC

Into the sun

16. u/VersaTron · 2026-10-23 15:47 UTC

Fire him. Like set him on fire.

17. u/juliuspepperwoodchi · 2026-10-23 17:34 UTC

I would genuinely support them hiring him as a consultant for the sole purpose of trotting him out for his intro press conference to make a fool of himself again, and then firing him again.

I think Cowboys fans might enjoy it too

18. u/Key_Change_6635 · 2026-10-23 16:21 UTC

Hire him, then fire him again

19. u/kokaine21 · 2026-10-23 17:10 UTC

Into a blackhole

20. u/mkelley22 · 2026-10-23 17:46 UTC

Thanos snap Eberflus