Steelers fans event in Paris has been canceled because of security concerns following following recent civil unrest in capital
posted by u/oklolzzzzs · 2026-10-22 18:15 UTC
(Link/image post, original: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/50250407/steelers-fan-event-paris-canceled-amid-civil-unrest）
## Top comments
1. u/SBMVPJoshAllen · 2026-10-22 18:17 UTC
Don't worry NFL players, you're gonna be fiiiiiine
ITT: A bunch of people not understanding facetiousness
2. u/MiaCannons · 2026-10-22 18:19 UTC
This but unironically. They'll all have world class security
3. u/SBMVPJoshAllen · 2026-10-22 18:22 UTC
That's what King Louie XVI thought too 😤
4. u/anacondra · 2026-10-22 18:24 UTC
First they came for TJ Watt and I said nothing because lol, lmao even.
5. u/TheDude717 · 2026-10-22 19:00 UTC
Brownstains gonna Brownstain
6. u/yarmulke · 2026-10-22 19:10 UTC
ITT: A bunch of people not understanding facetiousness
7. u/nasdaqslut · 2026-10-22 18:29 UTC
King Louie XVI couldn’t run a sub 5 40 and bench 300 pounds for reps
8. u/BillieBlanus · 2026-10-22 18:32 UTC
Ok, but, what if he could. From what I understand, his combine numbers were lost to time.
9. u/nasdaqslut · 2026-10-22 18:36 UTC
Apparently he is estimated to be around 6’-6’3”. He certainly has a decent height for a wr or qb 🤔
10. u/xyztrashxx · 2026-10-22 18:39 UTC
Before or after the Guillotine?
11. u/Minute-Spinach-5563 · 2026-10-22 19:01 UTC
Counting or not counting public executions?
12. u/Do__Math__Not__Meth · 2026-10-22 18:39 UTC
The Ancien Regime ain’t played nobody Pawwwwl
13. u/brandall10 · 2026-10-22 18:26 UTC
Did King Louie XVI have a Ring doorbell camera? I think not.
14. u/SerHodorTheThrall · 2026-10-22 18:43 UTC
He tried to flee the country and so they assumed he was up to something and did the snip-snip
So...uh...maybe the Steelers/Saints fans should Avoid running away and looking guilty lol
15. u/Val_Fortecazzo · 2026-10-22 18:52 UTC
They got a little too snip happy back then to the point the original guy ordering the snipping eventually got snipped himself.
So it was mostly a matter of when they found a reason not if.
16. u/Mammoth_Foot4134 · 2026-10-22 19:06 UTC
"...the original guy ordering the snipping eventually got snipped himself."
Repeatedly!
17. u/lonesoldier4789 · 2026-10-22 19:08 UTC
they assumed properly because he was up to something.
18. u/frozenish · 2026-10-22 19:05 UTC
You’re thinking of Louis XIV. That dude was built.
19. u/Mammoth_Foot4134 · 2026-10-22 19:07 UTC
Hopefully NFL security packed a whiff of grapeshot.
20. u/Laxrools2 · 2026-10-22 19:38 UTC
“What’re they gonna do, chop our heads off???????”